No matter how hard a man tries…
A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she’s like to have for her birthday.
I’d like to be eight again,
she replied, still looking in the mirror.
On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops, and then took her to Adventure World theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of fear, the Screaming Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later, they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach left upside down. He then took her to a McDonald’s where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.
Then they went to a movie and had popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M’s. What a fabulous adventure! Finally, she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed. They were exhausted.
He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked,
“Well, dear. What was it like being eight again?â€
Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed.
“I meant my dress size, you idiot!!!†|