Comeback
A woman was cooking eggs in the kitchen when her husband came running in.
Immediately, he saw the eggs and gasped in horror and said
“Be careful! CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh, my gosh!â€
The wife, startled at her husband’s violent reaction, dashed to the fridge to get some butter.
“You’re cooking too many at once. Too many! Turn them! Turn them now!â€, the husband said.
The wife, concerned by the status of her husband’s mental state, forgot about the butter and went running back to the eggs and the husband said,
“We need butter! Are you crazy? Where are we going to get the butter? They’re going to stick! Hurry!â€
The wife dashed back to the fridge and her husband said,
“Careful about the eggs! Careful. You never listen to me when you’re cooking! Never! Turn them quickly! Oh not that quickly, don’t you know how to cook? Are you insane? Turn the eggs!â€
At this point, the wife started crying, since she had no idea what to do. She gasped,
“What is wrong with you? I know how to cook eggs.â€
The husband simply smiled and replied,
“I just wanted to show you what it feels like while I’m driving with you in the car,†and he left.
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