A Cabbie & A Nun
A cabbie picked up a nun. She got into the cab, and the cab driver would not stop staring at her.”
She asked him why he was staring and he replied “I have a question to ask you but I don’t want to offend you.
She answered, ‘My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you’re as old as I am and have been a nun a long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I’m sure that there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”
"Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."Â
She responded, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that:Â #1, you have to be single and #2 you must be Catholic.”
The cab driver was very excited and said, “Yes, I am single and I’m Catholic too!”
The nun said “OK, pull into the next alley.”Â
He did and the nun fulfilled his fantasy.
But when they geotback on the road, the cab driver started crying.
“My dear child, why are you crying?”Â
said the nun.
“Forgive me sister, but I have sinned. I lied, I must confess, I’m married and I’m Jewish.”
The nun said, “That’s OK, I’m on my way to a Halloween party. my outfit is just an old habit.
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