Was trying to say….
A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main street.
“But, officer,†the man began, “I can explainâ€
“Just be quiet,†snapped the officer. “I’m going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back.â€
“But, officer, I just wanted to sayâ€
“And I said to keep quiet!†You are going to jail!â€
A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, “Lucky for you that the chief’s at his daughter’s wedding. He’ll be in a good mood when he gets back.â€
“Don’t count on it,†answered the fellow in the cell. “I’m the groom.†|