Family town
One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said,
“Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan.â€
After dinner, George’s dad took him aside,
“Son, I have to talk with you.â€
“Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she’s a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with woman a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I’m afraid you cannot marry her.â€
George was broken-hearted. After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced,
“Dianne said Yes! We’re getting married in June.â€
Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news.
“Dianne is your half sister too, George. I’m awfully sorry about this.â€
George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared.
“Dad has done so much harm. I guess I’m never going to get married,†he complained. “every time I fall in love, dad tells me the girl is my half sister.â€
“Hehe,†his mother chuckled, shaking her head,
“don’t pay attention to what he says. He’s not really your father.†|